Tiny balls of light during day9/21/2023 ![]() They remarked on its beauty, on its literal awesomeness. One woman said she saw ball lightning in her own kitchen! While these experiences were scary for some, all the witnesses we spoke to said they felt lucky to have seen ball lightning. We have been talking to people who have reported sightings, and they’ve told us hair-raising stories. It’s rare, but many people have actually seen ball lightning. You can’t hunt ball lightning and reliably find it. Sex feels great, though-so long as the lights are out.Ball lightning usually only lasts for a few moments, and it’s impossible to predict where and when it’ll show up. So male genitals and female genitals both look like crime scenes to me. Seriously, testicles just look like labia that have been sewn shut and are swelling from the pain. I think that 99 out of 100 women would agree that balls look best when there’s clothing on top of them.” “It’s part of a man’s package, so I guess I notice balls the most when I’m checking out a guy’s bulge. When you’re giving a BJ to a guy who shaved his balls a week ago, it’s like being smacked in the face with a cactus.” LIKE BEING SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A CACTUS I think our creator was in a bad mood the day he created balls.”ġ5. They are, by far, the most aesthetically unappealing part of the human body, male or female. “Testicles are staggeringly unattractive. “They give my boyfriend pleasure, so I’ll act dumb, play along, and pretend I enjoy fondling them and licking them and tugging on them and doing whatever it takes to get him past the finish line. I honestly think that’s why God created balls, and the whole sperm-production thing was an afterthought.” “The only time I ever notice them is during doggy-style and they’re smacking me in the ass like the world’s gentlest spanking. No girl enjoys flossing her teeth on some guy’s hairy stinky nutsack, believe that.” “I don’t care either way so long as you shave them and wash them. Balls are sort of like armpits-you know they’re there, you know they’re not pleasant, but you accept them and try your best to ignore them.” “So you’re asking about the so-called ‘potatoes’ and not the ‘meat’? Interesting question, because I’ve never really heard girls talk about balls all that much. I like them clean-shaven and tiny-seriously, I’d be fine if they were the size, shape, and texture of cherry pits. Or like the world’s most reclusive rabbi. “When they’re too dangly and too wrinkly and too hairy, it really looks like a seasonally depressed woolly mammoth with cancer. “They sure ain’t pretty, but if you don’t think balls are attractive, Google Image search the term ‘eunuch’ and see what guys look like without them.” I’ve never wanted to neuter a dog so much in my life.” “My boyfriend tries to stick them in both my holes down there and I hate it! He read about it somewhere online-it’s called ‘dog in a bathtub,’ and the guy tries to get both of his balls inside a girl’s vagina or her ass. On an aesthetic level, balls are ugly as shit and should be hidden from plain view at all times.” But sperm are created in the testicles, so the bigger a man’s testicles, the more fit he is to breed. The penis is just the, um, ‘delivery boy’ as it were. ![]() ![]() “On a purely academic level, testicles are more important than the penis when it comes to reproduction. So his balls will verrrrrrrrry slowly move up and down and around like the giant lumps in a lava lamp.” ![]() Did you know that balls move? Yes, they move in reaction to changes in temperature to keep sperm at just the right temp level. But we have a fireplace in our bedroom, and sometimes when he falls asleep before I do after sex-which is, as all ladies know, EVERY time-I’ll linger down near his crotch area and watch his balls move. “They serve no pleasurable function for me-that is, during sex. “Ewww! No! NO! NOOOO! No balls! Once you’ve seen balls, you can’t unsee them! Even worse, once you’ve smelled them, you can never unsmell them! I hate balls so much, I can’t even watch sports!” Now that you’ve asked, this marks the first time I’ve ever thought about balls while not having sex. When I’m having sex, I try not to think about balls. “When I’m not having sex, I never think of balls. Big balls are gross regardless of penis size.” The bigger they are the grosser, because the more they look like elephants, you know, with the crinkly, rough feeling? It’s more disgusting, so it turns me off the most to see big, gross balls. “Gross! Stinky, hairy ones are gross and smell like piss. As long as they aren’t fully covered in hair, I don’t think I mind.” I enjoy a hefty avocado-sized sack visually, I suppose. ![]()
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